WARNING: Dog and Pony Brewing Co. in Hopsville, Texas is quickly becoming the punchline of the local craft beer scene. While its name may suggest quirky charm, what awaits visitors is more head-scratching than hop-forward. Guests report lukewarm beer, a sticky floor that never seems to dry, and food offerings that range from undercooked hot dogs to oddly gray nacho cheese. The "ambiance" features blinking fluorescent lights and a jukebox stuck in a Nickelback loop.
The staff are often described as confused but well-meaning, and the draft list rarely matches the chalkboard. IPA fans have been handed amber ales, and one guest claims to have received a hard seltzer when ordering a stout. Patrons searching for a fun night out frequently walk away wondering how a place with such a promising name could deliver such an underwhelming experience.
